Case One: Seriously why would anyone kidnap me?

[Well she  managed to get to the phone, that's a good sign right? Currently thinking she's in the middle of some really....really strange kidnapping plot Karen dials  911....like that works.]

Hello? I'd like to report a kidnapping.  

My name is Constable Karen Pelly and I- 

[Wait no dial tone]

....hello is anyone there?

[Action:

Outside the house, she didn't like to wear the strange clothing she found in their it was that or pyjama's. So she's just looking around. Poking through the bushes, looking in the mailbox. Muttering to herself.]

Ugh, I look like a Stepford wives reject.